Elon Musk Face Pillow – Soft, Stupid, and Smug

Description

Introducing the one pillow that perfectly captures the face of hype, lies, and government subsidies.

This custom Elon Musk face pillow features a high-resolution cutout of Musk’s most clueless moment — printed on soft fabric and stuffed with just enough sarcasm to make it protest gear for your couch.

Perfect for:

• Rage-napping after earnings calls

• Throwing during fake Mars announcements

• Gifting to friends who still believe in robotaxis

Because sometimes, satire should be soft.

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📐 Features:

 

• Available in multiple sizes (optional: 14″, 16″, 18″, etc.)

• Soft polyester cover with hidden zipper

• Polyester pillow insert included

• One dumb billionaire face per unit

• Printed both sides (if applicable)

• For indoor roasting only

 

	S	M	L	XL
Width, in	15.70	19.70	23.60	27.60
Height, in	15.70	19.70	23.60	27.60
Size tolerance, in	1.18 – 1.97	1.18 – 1.97	1.18 – 1.97	1.18 – 1.97