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- No, Elon Musk Also Isn’t Building a Moon Base
Elon Musk claims SpaceX has “shifted focus” to a self-growing city on the Moon “in under 10 years.” But Starship still isn’t an operational system, lunar missions require many launches and in-space refueling, and failure risk compounds fast. This isn’t a moon base plan—it’s a narrative pivot. Continue reading - Elon Musk and the Epstein Files: The Emails, the Denials, and the Projection Playbook
Newly released Justice Department records include email correspondence between Elon Musk and Jeffrey Epstein—messages that undercut Musk’s long-running public posture of “I refused” and “nothing to see here.” This is also the familiar Musk pattern: accuse others of what you’re doing, scream “fraud,” and keep the hype machine running while the legal and financial reality closes in. Continue reading - No, There Isn’t a Trillion-Dollar Pay Package — There’s Just a Trillion Dollars of Fraud
Tesla’s trillion-dollar pay package isn’t real — it’s a headline built on hype. The company hasn’t earned even 1/20th of that, Musk already cashed out more than it ever made, and the shareholders voting for it are worshipping a ghost of value. Continue reading - Pregnant Tesla Influencer Risks Her Baby’s Life to Sell Elon’s Lies
A pregnant Tesla influencer called her car “the world’s safest” while driving hands-free and filming herself — all to push her Tesla referral link. It’s not tech innovation, it’s advertising disguised as safety, and financially motivated false claims like this cross into fraud. Continue reading - Tesla’s Unpaid Cult: How Musk’s Customers Became His Marketing Department
Tesla didn’t just change the auto industry — it turned customers into a free marketing army. This article exposes the referral system, the cult-like psychology, and the legal risks of spreading FSD lies. Continue reading - Elon Musk Announces Paid Fan Sign-Up Program for Starship Test Flights: “Do It for Humanity”
Elon Musk unveils a new program called “Starship Influencer Testing,” where fans can pay $420.69 to join upcoming Starship launches. The initiative mixes danger, devotion, and delusion — a parody of space-age fandom and Musk’s cult of personality. Continue reading - Tesla’s “Coast-to-Coast” FSD Test Crashed in 58 Miles: Ten Years of Broken Promises
Elon Musk promised a coast-to-coast self-driving Tesla nearly a decade ago. In 2025, YouTuber Bearded Tesla’s Model Y didn’t even make it out of San Diego — crashing just 58 miles into the trip. Continue reading - I Am Here for Elon: The Tragedy of Fake Fan Accounts
Grown men are creating fake social media accounts just to defend Elon Musk online — a sad mix of insecurity, idol worship, and wasted free will. Instead of building their own lives, they’ve turned themselves into unpaid bodyguards for a billionaire who doesn’t even know their names. Continue reading - Tesla Just Lost $329 Million in Court. So Naturally, They Gave Elon Musk $23 Billion.
Tesla just got slammed with a $329 million verdict for a fatal Autopilot crash—and in the very same breath, the board is handing Elon Musk a $23 billion pay package as a reward for… what, exactly? Musk hasn’t even been at Tesla. He’s been busy playing dictator at Twitter/X, launching racist meme bots with Grok, … Continue reading - Elon Musk Is Forcing His Own Government Funded Companies to Pay for His Failed Ones Again
Elon Musk is bleeding Tesla and SpaceX dry to prop up xAI — a company he made while neglecting the companies paying him. This is just SolarCity all over again. Continue reading
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