March 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com

In 2021, NASA awarded SpaceX a multibillion-dollar contract to develop a lunar lander version of Starship.
The goal?
Land the first woman and first person of color on the Moon as part of the Artemis program.

Musk took the money.
SpaceX cashed the checks.
And here we are—four years later—with no lander, no humans, and not a single successful Starship mission to space.

Now, with the Artemis timeline in ruins, Musk is pivoting.

“Going to the Moon is a waste of time,” he recently said.
“We should focus on Mars.”

How convenient.

💸 The Artemis Grift

NASA’s deal with SpaceX was historic:

• $2.9 billion initially
• Ballooning to nearly $4 billion with follow-up funding
• Meant to deliver a fully reusable lunar lander using Starship
• Designed to launch in time for a 2025 crewed mission

That mission has now been scrubbed indefinitely.

Starship has flown 8 times.
It hasn’t:

• Reached orbit
• Docked with anything
• Delivered cargo
• Demonstrated fuel transfer
• Proven any of the systems needed to land on the Moon

📎 Related: Starship Can’t Reach the Moon, But Musk Says It’ll Save Humanity on Mars

🧪 20 Starships, 0 Plan

NASA’s Artemis lander concept relies on:

• Multiple launches of tanker ships
• Orbital refueling of a moon-bound Starship
• Safe lunar descent and return

Experts estimate it could take 16–20 perfect Starship launches to assemble and fuel a single Moon mission.

Starship hasn’t even completed one of those steps.

“This isn’t engineering. It’s fantasy,” said one former NASA advisor.
“It’s like building a house out of fireworks.”

🛰️ Starship: Not Even LEO

Starship has never launched a single person or payload beyond Low Earth Orbit (LEO), which is about 250 miles up—a distance your car could drive in half a day.

The Moon is 240,000 miles away.

Starship hasn’t proven it can carry a banana to orbit(they tried) —let alone land astronauts on the Moon.

Yet SpaceX was chosen over established contractors like ULA, which has already done 20 successful Mars missions.

🤡 Musk: “Forget the Moon, Mars Is Cooler”

Now that Starship has failed to deliver, Musk is gaslighting the entire planet.

“Going to the Moon isn’t inspiring.”
“Mars is where it’s at.”
“We need to be a multiplanetary species.”

Translation:
“I failed, and now I need a bigger distraction.”

📎 Related: Terminal Muskosis: The Fatal Condition Affecting Millions of Elon’s Followers

🚩 Take the Money, Change the Goalpost

This is Elon Musk’s pattern:

1. Overpromise
2. Get government funding
3. Deliver nothing
4. Move the target
5. Blame regulations, sabotage, or “the woke mind virus”

It’s the same formula used for:

• Tesla’s battery swap scam
• The fake solar roof demo
• The Cybertruck disaster
• Full Self-Driving that still crashes into parked vehicles

📎 See also: Tesla Took $295 Million in EV Credits for a Battery Swap That Never Happened

🧠 Disclaimer

This is satire, but the contracts, launch records, and failed milestones are all real.
We paid Elon Musk $4 billion to land on the Moon.
He lit it on fire and changed the subject.

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