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🛒 The Elon Musk Arrested Shop
Wear the Future He’s Pretending to Build
Welcome to the official ElonMuskArrested.com merch shop—where fashion meets federal investigation.
Here you’ll find hats, shirts, and gear inspired by the scandals, schemes, and stunningly bad ideas that orbit around Elon Musk like a crumbling Starlink satellite. Whether you’re here for the memes or the truth behind them, this is where you show the world you’re paying attention.
🚨 Limited Drops, Unlimited Trouble
Clean designs
No NFT garbage
Just wearable reminders that billionaires aren’t above the law (or ridicule)
💡 Got a merch idea?
Email us at [email protected] with design concepts, slogans, or parody graphics. If we like it, we might add it to the shop and give you credit.
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“I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy” — Transparent Decal for Tesla Owners (and Survivors)
$8.99 – $9.99Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Anti-Elon Sticker Sheet — 6 Stickers Per Sheet, Two Sizes (6″x4″ & 11″x8.5″)
$9.90 – $15.88Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Anti-Elon Tesla Club Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decals – Multiple Sizes, Loud Opinions
$1.99 – $12.99Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Anti-Elon Tesla Club Vinyl Sticker — 3×3 & 4×4 Inch Protest Decal
$2.99 – $3.99Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Ceramic Mug – Arrest Musk Coffee Mug Elon Musk Arrest Design
$8.99Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Elon for Prison 2024 Trucker Hat – Protest against Elon Musk with this bold design
$19.99Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page