March 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com
In May 2021, Elon Musk appeared on Saturday Night Live, paused mid-monologue, and announced:
“I’m the first person with Asperger’s to host SNL… or at least the first to admit it.”
The crowd clapped. Twitter melted down. And Musk fans across the world immediately spun it as proof of 4D chess, galaxy brain vision, and “neurodivergent supergenius energy.”
Except… what if he wasn’t joking?
What if he was just telling you the truth?
And you didn’t listen?
Because here we are, four years later:
- Tesla’s market cap has collapsed
- Starship can’t reach orbit
- Cybertrucks are falling apart
- Neuralink is drilling into pigs
- And investors have lost hundreds of billions of dollars believing in timelines Musk made up on the fly.
🧩 You Were Warned—By Him
Let’s recap:
- He told you he has Asperger’s
- Then went on to tell jokes badly, awkwardly grin, and giggle through awkward skits
- And then returned to Twitter and posted dogecoin memes that moved the market
“I’m not a chill, normal dude,” he literally said.
That wasn’t a joke. That was a confession.
And what did his fans do?
They bought the dip.
📉 The Genius Myth Collapsed
Musk’s reputation was built on:
- Tech he didn’t invent
- Companies he didn’t found
- Timelines he never met
- Claims he never proved
He claimed:
- A robot would fold your laundry
- Mars was just a few launches away
- A $35,000 Model 3 was on the way (spoiler: it never came)
- That “Full Self-Driving” was just around the corner… in 2016
You gave him money anyway.
Now the robot’s missing, the rocket’s in pieces, and the cars drive into fire trucks.
🪤 4D Chess or Just Terminal Muskosis?
At some point, the IQ-worship turned to religion.
“Don’t worry,” fans said.
“He’s playing 4D chess.”
“He’s not wrong, he’s early.”
“It’s not fraud, it’s the future.”
Nope. It was just Terminal Muskosis.
The dangerous belief that a man who can’t meet a deadline or launch a banana into orbit is secretly running a master plan for humanity.
📉 The Cost of Genius Worship
Since Musk’s SNL appearance, shareholders have:
- Lost $600+ billion in Tesla market cap
- Watched Roadster 2 vanish
- Waited on Optimus the robot
- And bought into a reality where he could run 5 companies and livestream Elden Ring
All while laying off employees, missing launches, and appearing increasingly unstable.
He told you he wasn’t normal.
You clapped.
Now your portfolio is bleeding, and you’re still calling him a genius.
🧠Disclaimer
This is satire—but it’s rooted in real events, quotes, stock charts, and product delays. Elon Musk told the world he was “different.” The tragedy is that no one took him seriously—until it was too late.
🧢 Don’t suffer from Terminal Muskosis. Wear the cure.
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