March 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com

Musk fans love to chant it:

“Tesla is the most American-made car!”
“Built here. Born here. USA baby!”

Cool. So was:

• 9/11
• The housing crash
• Serial killers
• The national debt
• And the opioid epidemic

So let’s be clear: “Made in America” doesn’t automatically mean good. And in Tesla’s case, it might just mean more dangerous, more dishonest, and more taxpayer-funded than any car in history.

🏁 Tesla’s “American” Legacy

Let’s break it down:

• Tesla vehicles have more driver deaths per mile than nearly any other EV
• They lead in Autopilot-related fatalities
• They’ve had dozens of recalls
• And the company has received billions in U.S. taxpayer subsidies while making promises it didn’t keep

📎 NHTSA Safety Data
📎 Consumer Reports: Tesla Safety Issues
📎 Reuters: Tesla Subsidy Breakdown

💸 $7,500 Per Car, From Your Wallet

Every Tesla sold in the U.S. comes with up to $7,500 in federal EV credits, directly subsidized by American taxpayers. For that same amount, you could:

• Buy an entire working car from China
• Pay rent for half a year
• Afford actual healthcare
• Feed a family for months

Instead, the money is funneled into:

• Vaporware like the Roadster 2
• Robots that don’t exist
• Rockets that explode
• And Elon Musk’s never-ending timeline of “just around the corner” tech

🧪 Built on Fraud and Flames

If being American means:

• Claiming Full Self-Driving since 2016 and still not delivering it
• Faking a solar roof demo to bail out your cousins
• Exaggerating battery swap tech to steal $295 million in credits
• Lying about safety data
• And rigging stock value through tweets and cult-like behavior

Then yeah. Tesla is the most American car ever made.

🧨 America: Where Subsidized Death Machines Become Culture

This isn’t patriotism. It’s national delusion.

We’ve:

• Given Elon Musk our money
• Given him media worship
• Given him total regulatory leeway
  And in return, we got:
• Exploding cars
• Lying software
• Tax scams
• And a billionaire who makes memes while people die in his products

All in the name of “Made in America.”

🧠 Disclaimer

This is satire, but it’s built on public data, safety records, and financial fact. Tesla is American.
So was 9/11. So was the Manson family. So is corruption.

🧢 Wear it with pride—or protest.
💰 This site is for sale. American-made. Slightly used.