March 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com
Musk fans love to chant it:
“Tesla is the most American-made car!”
“Built here. Born here. USA baby!”
Cool. So was:
- 9/11
- The housing crash
- Serial killers
- The national debt
- And the opioid epidemic
So let’s be clear: “Made in America” doesn’t automatically mean good. And in Tesla’s case, it might just mean more dangerous, more dishonest, and more taxpayer-funded than any car in history.
🏁 Tesla’s “American” Legacy
Let’s break it down:
- Tesla vehicles have more driver deaths per mile than nearly any other EV
- They lead in Autopilot-related fatalities
- They’ve had dozens of recalls
- And the company has received billions in U.S. taxpayer subsidies while making promises it didn’t keep
📎 NHTSA Safety Data
📎 Consumer Reports: Tesla Safety Issues
📎 Reuters: Tesla Subsidy Breakdown
💸 $7,500 Per Car, From Your Wallet
Every Tesla sold in the U.S. comes with up to $7,500 in federal EV credits, directly subsidized by American taxpayers. For that same amount, you could:
- Buy an entire working car from China
- Pay rent for half a year
- Afford actual healthcare
- Feed a family for months
Instead, the money is funneled into:
- Vaporware like the Roadster 2
- Robots that don’t exist
- Rockets that explode
- And Elon Musk’s never-ending timeline of “just around the corner” tech
🧪 Built on Fraud and Flames
If being American means:
- Claiming Full Self-Driving since 2016 and still not delivering it
- Faking a solar roof demo to bail out your cousins
- Exaggerating battery swap tech to steal $295 million in credits
- Lying about safety data
- And rigging stock value through tweets and cult-like behavior
Then yeah. Tesla is the most American car ever made.
🧨 America: Where Subsidized Death Machines Become Culture
This isn’t patriotism. It’s national delusion.
We’ve:
- Given Elon Musk our money
- Given him media worship
- Given him total regulatory leeway
And in return, we got: - Exploding cars
- Lying software
- Tax scams
- And a billionaire who makes memes while people die in his products
All in the name of “Made in America.”
🧠 Disclaimer
This is satire, but it’s built on public data, safety records, and financial fact. Tesla is American.
So was 9/11. So was the Manson family. So is corruption.
🧢 Wear it with pride—or protest.
💰 This site is for sale. American-made. Slightly used.
