If You’re Buying Tesla Stock Today, The Joke’s On You

Cartoon of Elon Musk wearing a clown nose and wig above a Tesla stock chart, with 'April Fools' text and speech bubble saying 'Hang on to your shares
April 1, 2025 0 Comments 14 tags

Tesla stock jumped to $274 on April Fools’ Day — but the real joke is on investors. Despite the company’s worst quarter in years and crashing fundamentals, the stock keeps

Tax Your Neighbor, Save the Billionaire: The Delusion of Profiting from Your Own Oppression

A satirical historical painting inspired by the American Revolution. The scene shows colonial-era rebels holding banners that read "Fund Elon" instead of protesting taxes. The image parodies the irony of modern citizens begging the government to give taxpayer money to a billionaire, set against a backdrop of revolutionary chaos.
March 31, 2025 0 Comments 19 tags

In a country founded on rebellion against taxes, half the population is now begging the government to hand over billions to Elon Musk — all so their Tesla stock might

The Tesla Takedown: How Global Protests & Public Backlash Are Crashing Musk’s Empire

March 31, 2025 0 Comments 8 tags

Global protests against Elon Musk and Tesla’s broken promises are exploding — and the market is finally catching up. The #TeslaTakedown movement isn’t bots or hedge funds. It’s regular people

Why Your Wile E. Coyote Test CANNOT Disprove Mark Rober’s

Satirical news-style illustration showing a cartoon Tesla driving past a cardboard obstacle, while a cartoon man holding a camera jumps excitedly with a gold "Participation Trophy." Bold headline text reads: "Why Your Wile E. Coyote Test Can’t Disprove Mark Rober’s
March 30, 2025 0 Comments 11 tags

Tesla fans keep posting staged "Wile E. Coyote" obstacle tests to disprove Mark Rober's viral FSD failure video — but passing a single test proves nothing. This article breaks down

📉 Elon Musk Arrested After Using Twitter to Tank His Own Stock (Again)

Elon Musk’s tweets have sparked lawsuits, tanked Tesla stock, and drawn SEC attention. A closer look at his chaotic Twitter influence on markets.
March 21, 2025 0 Comments 20 tags

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Elon Musk was arrested late Wednesday following yet another Twitter-induced financial meltdown, in what authorities are calling a “repeat case of willful stock sabotage via meme.”