Tesla Without Musk: Why the Next CEO Must Abandon the Lies

Elon Musk holding his face in frustration beside a Tesla humanoid robot, with a red downward stock chart and Tesla factory in the background — representing Tesla’s inflated valuation and crumbling promises.
May 2, 2025 0 Comments 17 tags

Tesla's next CEO shouldn't mimic Elon Musk—they should dismantle his fantasy. This article breaks down why Tesla’s inflated value must shrink to fit reality, and how the next leader can

Elon Musk Never Worked at DOGE — And He Doesn’t Work at Tesla Either

Satirical digital illustration of Elon Musk behind a corner, wearing a suit and VR headset, sneakily watching a banged-up Tesla with a broken Optimus robot in the front seat. The car is driverless, wrecked, and falling apart, labeled “Coming In June” as a jab at failed autonomy promises.
April 24, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Elon Musk stepping back from DOGE is treated like news, but the truth is he never did any real work there. From the start, the Department of Government Efficiency was

Tesla Q1 2025: Stock Pumps, Profits Crash, and the Cult Buys More Hype

A damaged Tesla sits wrecked in the middle of the road with an Optimus robot dressed like a crash dummy in the passenger seat. The driver’s seat is empty. Around the corner, Elon Musk hides behind a wall wearing a VR headset, clearly teleoperating the car. Caption reads: “Coming In June.”
April 22, 2025 0 Comments 9 tags

Tesla's Q1 2025 report showed a 71% collapse in profits — and the stock went up. We break down the fraud, the after-hours pump, the FSD fantasy, and what the

Stimmy Checks and Silicon Lies: How Tesla Became a $1 Trillion Meme

A U.S. stimulus check with the Statue of Liberty is overlaid on a red Tesla stock chart crashing from a fictional $1,000.00 value, symbolizing the bubble burst.
April 9, 2025 0 Comments 15 tags

Tesla didn’t 10x its cars or profits—just the delusion. From stimmy checks to fake self-driving, here’s how a $20 stock became a $1 trillion meme.

Elon Musk’s “Return to Tesla” Won’t Save It — The Hype Machine Is Broken

Silhouette of Elon Musk walking away from a burning Tesla sign with flames in the background.
April 3, 2025 0 Comments 13 tags

Tesla investors want Elon Musk to either step down or “get back to work.” But the truth is, Tesla’s valuation was always built on hype — and the hype machine

The Tesla Stock Pump is the Real April Fools’ Joke — And It’s Fraud, Not a Fluke

image of a broken-down Tesla Cybertruck wearing a colorful jester hat, with a red upward stock arrow and headlines reading "Lowest Sales In Years." The caption reads "The Joke’s On You."
April 2, 2025 0 Comments 15 tags

Tesla’s stock is pumping again—this time after the worst delivery numbers in years. The April Fools’ joke continues, but the real punchline is on investors falling for the scam.

If You’re Buying Tesla Stock Today, The Joke’s On You

Cartoon of Elon Musk wearing a clown nose and wig above a Tesla stock chart, with 'April Fools' text and speech bubble saying 'Hang on to your shares
April 1, 2025 0 Comments 14 tags

Tesla stock jumped to $274 on April Fools’ Day — but the real joke is on investors. Despite the company’s worst quarter in years and crashing fundamentals, the stock keeps

Tax Your Neighbor, Save the Billionaire: The Delusion of Profiting from Your Own Oppression

A satirical historical painting inspired by the American Revolution. The scene shows colonial-era rebels holding banners that read "Fund Elon" instead of protesting taxes. The image parodies the irony of modern citizens begging the government to give taxpayer money to a billionaire, set against a backdrop of revolutionary chaos.
March 31, 2025 0 Comments 19 tags

In a country founded on rebellion against taxes, half the population is now begging the government to hand over billions to Elon Musk — all so their Tesla stock might

Elon Musk Thinks Social Security Is a Ponzi Scheme — But He’s the One Running One

Side-by-side photos of Elon Musk in 2025 with contrasting quotes: "Empathy is a weakness" from February and "How dare people laugh at my pain?" from March, highlighting Musk's hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness.
March 30, 2025 0 Comments 14 tags

Elon Musk says Social Security is a Ponzi scheme—but the real scam is his own business empire. From EV rebate fraud in Canada to billions in taxpayer subsidies, Musk has