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The Cybertruck Is “The Homer” — But Somehow Dumber

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“Teslas Are American Made” — So Was 9/11

“Teslas are the most American car.”
Sure.
So was 9/11.
So is the opioid crisis.
Being built in the U.S. doesn’t make it safe, honest, or worth $7,500 in federal subsidies.
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🛠️ 9th Cybertruck Recall Discovered While Attempting to Fix 8th Cybertruck Recall

FREMONT, CA — Tesla engineers attempting to fix the 8th official Cybertruck recall—which involved glued-on stainless steel panels flying off—have reportedly stumbled upon a 9th recall-worthy defect while applying more glue to the truck. According to technicians on site, what … Continue reading

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Cybertruck Recall #8: Steel Panels Are Falling Off, and It’s Not a Software Fix

March 22, 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com Tesla has recalled 46,000 Cybertrucks due to a critical defect in the vehicle’s stainless steel trim, which may detach while driving due to the type of glue used during manufacturing. The recall, confirmed by the … Continue reading

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