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Tesla Q1 2025: Stock Pumps, Profits Crash, and the Cult Buys More Hype

A damaged Tesla sits wrecked in the middle of the road with an Optimus robot dressed like a crash dummy in the passenger seat. The driver’s seat is empty. Around the corner, Elon Musk hides behind a wall wearing a VR headset, clearly teleoperating the car. Caption reads: “Coming In June.”

April 22, 2025 admin 0 Comments 9 tags

Tesla's Q1 2025 report showed a 71% collapse in profits — and the stock went up. We break down the fraud, the after-hours pump, the FSD fantasy, and what the