Tesla Just Gained a Ford’s Worth of Value — In a Day. Let That Sink In.

Elon Musk carries a sink overflowing with cash, Tesla stock charts, and regulatory credit papers as a "$1 Trillion" balloon floats above and a crushed Ford truck lies behind him.
May 13, 2025 0 Comments 9 tags

Tesla added more market cap than Ford is worth in a single day — despite no good news. It’s not investing anymore. It’s a trillion-dollar delusion.

🧠 Elon Musk Fan Dies After Attempting to Upload Brain to Starlink-Fueled Tesla Robot Friend

Terminal Muskosis
March 22, 2025 0 Comments 20 tags

🚨 Terminal Muskosis is real. It affects millions. Symptoms include believing in $30K robot friends, Mars colonization, and full self-driving Teslas. 🧵