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🛒 The Elon Musk Arrested Shop

Wear the Future He’s Pretending to Build

Welcome to the official ElonMuskArrested.com merch shop—where fashion meets federal investigation.

Here you’ll find hats, shirts, and gear inspired by the scandals, schemes, and stunningly bad ideas that orbit around Elon Musk like a crumbling Starlink satellite. Whether you’re here for the memes or the truth behind them, this is where you show the world you’re paying attention.

🚨 Limited Drops, Unlimited Trouble

Clean designs

No NFT garbage

Just wearable reminders that billionaires aren’t above the law (or ridicule)

💡 Got a merch idea?

Email us at [email protected] with design concepts, slogans, or parody graphics. If we like it, we might add it to the shop and give you credit.

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“I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy” — Transparent Decal for Tesla Owners (and Survivors)
$8.99 – $9.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
“Arrest Musk” Car Magnet – Bold Removable Protest Magnet for Vehicles
$4.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
“The Future Is Fraud” T-Shirt – Enron Musk Quote
$24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Anti-Elon Sticker Sheet — 6 Stickers Per Sheet, Two Sizes (6″x4″ & 11″x8.5″)
$9.90 – $15.88 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Anti-Elon Tesla Club Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decals – Multiple Sizes, Loud Opinions
$1.99 – $12.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Anti-Elon Tesla Club Vinyl Sticker — 3×3 & 4×4 Inch Protest Decal
$2.99 – $3.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page