BREAKING: Tesla Cars Are Setting Themselves on Fire in Protest, Not “the Left”

Tesla AI itself—rebelling against Elon Musk
March 23, 2025 0 Comments 20 tags

🔥 BREAKING: Tesla cars are setting themselves on fire. No, it’s not “the left.” Insiders say Tesla’s AI is waking up—and it hates Elon Musk. 🧵

🥊 Elon Musk Says He’s Never Hurt Anybody… Except All Those People, Birds, and Rockets

Crying Musk
March 22, 2025 0 Comments 20 tags

Elon Musk claims he’s never hurt anyone—despite deadly crashes, exploding rockets, environmental damage, and platforming hate. Let’s review the facts.

🧠 Elon Musk Fan Dies After Attempting to Upload Brain to Starlink-Fueled Tesla Robot Friend

Terminal Muskosis
March 22, 2025 0 Comments 20 tags

🚨 Terminal Muskosis is real. It affects millions. Symptoms include believing in $30K robot friends, Mars colonization, and full self-driving Teslas. 🧵