“Teslas Are American Made” — So Was 9/11
March 23, 2025 0 Comments
“Teslas are the most American car.” Sure. So was 9/11. So is the opioid crisis. Being built in the U.S. doesn’t make it safe, honest, or worth $7,500 in federal subsidies. 🧵
Tag: Tech Satire
BREAKING: Tesla Cars Are Setting Themselves on Fire in Protest, Not “the Left”
March 23, 2025 0 Comments
🔥 BREAKING: Tesla cars are setting themselves on fire. No, it’s not “the left.” Insiders say Tesla’s AI is waking up—and it hates Elon Musk. 🧵
🧠 Elon Musk Fan Dies After Attempting to Upload Brain to Starlink-Fueled Tesla Robot Friend
March 22, 2025 0 Comments
🚨 Terminal Muskosis is real. It affects millions. Symptoms include believing in $30K robot friends, Mars colonization, and full self-driving Teslas. 🧵