Tesla’s Real Value Is Negative — And Here’s the Math

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April 22, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Introduction: Wall Street’s Been Snorting Hopium Again Tesla trades at an over 750 billon market cap today. But once you strip away taxpayer subsidies, stock manipulation, and Elon Musk’s personal

Tesla’s Phantom Rally: How the Stock Keeps Rising on the Worst News Yet

A bold graphic showing the headline “Tesla’s Phantom Rally – $35 Billion Gained on the Worst Earnings Day Yet” with a large green upward arrow, symbolizing Tesla’s unexpected stock surge despite negative financial news.
April 22, 2025 0 Comments 8 tags

Tesla stock is surging before its Q1 2025 earnings call—despite headlines predicting disaster. This isn’t investor confidence. It’s market manipulation in plain sight.

Musk’s Glass House Is Crumbling — And Every Stone He Threw Is Now Headed Back at Him

A breaking news meme styled like a Twitter post from Politics Video Channel. The headline reads: "BREAKING: The United Kingdom is looking at taking away Tesla’s £188 million UK taxpayer subsidies." Below the headline are two images side by side: the UK flag waving against a blue sky, and a close-up photo of Elon Musk looking somber and emotional.
March 30, 2025 0 Comments 15 tags

The UK is now considering pulling £188 million in taxpayer subsidies from Tesla—another crack in Elon Musk’s crumbling empire. After years of pocketing public money while blaming everyone else, it

Musk Sells Twitter to Himself — And Calls It Progress

Elon Musk just sold Twitter… to himself
March 29, 2025 0 Comments 7 tags

Elon Musk's XAI acquires X in a shady all-stock deal, effectively selling Twitter to himself. Another chapter in Musk's financial house of cards.

📉 Elon Musk Arrested After Using Twitter to Tank His Own Stock (Again)

Elon Musk’s tweets have sparked lawsuits, tanked Tesla stock, and drawn SEC attention. A closer look at his chaotic Twitter influence on markets.
March 21, 2025 0 Comments 20 tags

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Elon Musk was arrested late Wednesday following yet another Twitter-induced financial meltdown, in what authorities are calling a “repeat case of willful stock sabotage via meme.”