Musk’s Hyperloop isn’t revolutionary. It’s a 200-year-old idea that still doesn’t work. It’s not overregulated. It’s just stupid. 🧵 #Hyperloop #Musk #TSLAQ
March 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com In 2021, NASA awarded SpaceX a multibillion-dollar contract to develop a lunar lander version of Starship.The goal?Land the first woman and first person of color on
Starship has launched 8 times. Zero orbits. Zero cargo delivered. Zero humans flown. Zero Moon landings. But sure—let’s go 140 million miles to Mars with that.
“Teslas are the most American car.” Sure. So was 9/11. So is the opioid crisis. Being built in the U.S. doesn’t make it safe, honest, or worth $7,500 in federal subsidies. 🧵
🔥 BREAKING: Tesla cars are setting themselves on fire. No, it’s not “the left.” Insiders say Tesla’s AI is waking up—and it hates Elon Musk. 🧵
Elon Musk told you—on live TV—that he wasn’t normal. You clapped. Now your investments are gone, the robot’s missing, and the rocket can’t fly. Let’s talk.
🚨 Terminal Muskosis is real. It affects millions. Symptoms include believing in $30K robot friends, Mars colonization, and full self-driving Teslas. 🧵
FREMONT, CA — Tesla engineers attempting to fix the 8th official Cybertruck recall—which involved glued-on stainless steel panels flying off—have reportedly stumbled upon a 9th recall-worthy defect while applying more
March 22, 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com Tesla has recalled 46,000 Cybertrucks due to a critical defect in the vehicle’s stainless steel trim, which may detach while driving due to the type
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk has been arrested on charges of massive federal fraud after investigators concluded he spent over a decade collecting government subsidies while publicly whining about the
