Elon Musk Never Worked at DOGE — And He Doesn’t Work at Tesla Either

Satirical digital illustration of Elon Musk behind a corner, wearing a suit and VR headset, sneakily watching a banged-up Tesla with a broken Optimus robot in the front seat. The car is driverless, wrecked, and falling apart, labeled “Coming In June” as a jab at failed autonomy promises.
April 24, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Elon Musk stepping back from DOGE is treated like news, but the truth is he never did any real work there. From the start, the Department of Government Efficiency was

“Teslas Are American Made” — So Was 9/11

tesla american made
March 23, 2025 0 Comments 20 tags

“Teslas are the most American car.” Sure. So was 9/11. So is the opioid crisis. Being built in the U.S. doesn’t make it safe, honest, or worth $7,500 in federal subsidies. 🧵