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BREAKING: Tesla Cars Are Setting Themselves on Fire in Protest, Not “the Left”

Tesla AI itself—rebelling against Elon Musk

March 23, 2025 admin 0 Comments 20 tags

🔥 BREAKING: Tesla cars are setting themselves on fire. No, it’s not “the left.” Insiders say Tesla’s AI is waking up—and it hates Elon Musk. 🧵

🧠 Elon Musk Told You He Was “Retarded” on Live TV. You Clapped. Now You’re Broke.

March 23, 2025 admin 0 Comments 20 tags

Elon Musk told you—on live TV—that he wasn’t normal. You clapped. Now your investments are gone, the robot’s missing, and the rocket can’t fly. Let’s talk.

🧠 Elon Musk Fan Dies After Attempting to Upload Brain to Starlink-Fueled Tesla Robot Friend

March 22, 2025 admin 0 Comments 20 tags

🚨 Terminal Muskosis is real. It affects millions. Symptoms include believing in $30K robot friends, Mars colonization, and full self-driving Teslas. 🧵