Tesla Without Musk: Why the Next CEO Must Abandon the Lies

Elon Musk holding his face in frustration beside a Tesla humanoid robot, with a red downward stock chart and Tesla factory in the background — representing Tesla’s inflated valuation and crumbling promises.
May 2, 2025 admin 0 Comments 17 tags

Tesla's next CEO shouldn't mimic Elon Musk—they should dismantle his fantasy. This article breaks down why Tesla’s inflated value must shrink to fit reality, and how the next leader can

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RoboTaxis Don’t Just Fail to Justify Tesla’s Valuation — They Undermine It

A humanoid robot in a white “OPTIMUS” spandex suit is being handcuffed by a police officer while seated at a cluttered desk with a game controller, beer bottle, and a computer showing a Tesla.
May 1, 2025 admin 0 Comments 14 tags

Tesla’s RoboTaxi concept isn’t the future — it’s a liability. Here's how Elon Musk is digging a deeper hole by chasing a product that nobody trusts, wants, or needs.

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Stimmy Checks and Silicon Lies: How Tesla Became a $1 Trillion Meme

A U.S. stimulus check with the Statue of Liberty is overlaid on a red Tesla stock chart crashing from a fictional $1,000.00 value, symbolizing the bubble burst.
April 9, 2025 admin 0 Comments 15 tags

Tesla didn’t 10x its cars or profits—just the delusion. From stimmy checks to fake self-driving, here’s how a $20 stock became a $1 trillion meme.

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Why Your Wile E. Coyote Test CANNOT Disprove Mark Rober’s

Satirical news-style illustration showing a cartoon Tesla driving past a cardboard obstacle, while a cartoon man holding a camera jumps excitedly with a gold "Participation Trophy." Bold headline text reads: "Why Your Wile E. Coyote Test Can’t Disprove Mark Rober’s
March 30, 2025 admin 0 Comments 11 tags

Tesla fans keep posting staged "Wile E. Coyote" obstacle tests to disprove Mark Rober's viral FSD failure video — but passing a single test proves nothing. This article breaks down

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