“Teslas are the most American car.” Sure. So was 9/11. So is the opioid crisis. Being built in the U.S. doesn’t make it safe, honest, or worth $7,500 in federal subsidies. 🧵
🔥 BREAKING: Tesla cars are setting themselves on fire. No, it’s not “the left.” Insiders say Tesla’s AI is waking up—and it hates Elon Musk. 🧵
Elon Musk told you—on live TV—that he wasn’t normal. You clapped. Now your investments are gone, the robot’s missing, and the rocket can’t fly. Let’s talk.
Elon Musk claims he’s never hurt anyone—despite deadly crashes, exploding rockets, environmental damage, and platforming hate. Let’s review the facts.
🚨 Terminal Muskosis is real. It affects millions. Symptoms include believing in $30K robot friends, Mars colonization, and full self-driving Teslas. 🧵
🚨 In 2016, Elon Musk showed off Tesla’s new “solar roof.” Sleek. Game-changing. Revolutionary. Only one problem: it was fake. 🧵
💸 Elon Musk has given more money to Republicans and Trump than he personally invested in Tesla or SpaceX. And yes—you paid for the rest. 🧵
FREMONT, CA — Tesla engineers attempting to fix the 8th official Cybertruck recall—which involved glued-on stainless steel panels flying off—have reportedly stumbled upon a 9th recall-worthy defect while applying more
March 22, 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com Tesla has recalled 46,000 Cybertrucks due to a critical defect in the vehicle’s stainless steel trim, which may detach while driving due to the type
$295M in taxpayer credits. One fake demo. Zero real battery swaps. How did Tesla pull it off—and why did no one stop it?
