Tesla’s Real Value Is Negative — And Here’s the Math

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April 22, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Introduction: Wall Street’s Been Snorting Hopium Again Tesla trades at an over 750 billon market cap today. But once you strip away taxpayer subsidies, stock manipulation, and Elon Musk’s personal

Tesla’s Phantom Rally: How the Stock Keeps Rising on the Worst News Yet

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April 22, 2025 0 Comments 8 tags

Tesla stock is surging before its Q1 2025 earnings call—despite headlines predicting disaster. This isn’t investor confidence. It’s market manipulation in plain sight.

From SolarCity to Grok: Elon Musk’s Greatest Hits of Overpromising

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April 10, 2025 0 Comments 19 tags

A running list of Elon’s sci-fi sales pitches that never shipped. Elon Musk has built his empire not just on products, but on promises. Big ones. Flashy ones. Sometimes fake

Stimmy Checks and Silicon Lies: How Tesla Became a $1 Trillion Meme

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April 9, 2025 0 Comments 15 tags

Tesla didn’t 10x its cars or profits—just the delusion. From stimmy checks to fake self-driving, here’s how a $20 stock became a $1 trillion meme.

Tesla Drops 10% — But It Still Has 90% To Go

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April 4, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Tesla stock dropped over 10% — but that’s nothing. The real correction hasn't even started. Here's the math, the fraud, and the moral failure behind it all.

Elon Musk’s “Return to Tesla” Won’t Save It — The Hype Machine Is Broken

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April 3, 2025 0 Comments 13 tags

Tesla investors want Elon Musk to either step down or “get back to work.” But the truth is, Tesla’s valuation was always built on hype — and the hype machine

The Tesla Stock Pump is the Real April Fools’ Joke — And It’s Fraud, Not a Fluke

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April 2, 2025 0 Comments 15 tags

Tesla’s stock is pumping again—this time after the worst delivery numbers in years. The April Fools’ joke continues, but the real punchline is on investors falling for the scam.

If You’re Buying Tesla Stock Today, The Joke’s On You

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April 1, 2025 0 Comments 14 tags

Tesla stock jumped to $274 on April Fools’ Day — but the real joke is on investors. Despite the company’s worst quarter in years and crashing fundamentals, the stock keeps

Tax Your Neighbor, Save the Billionaire: The Delusion of Profiting from Your Own Oppression

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March 31, 2025 0 Comments 19 tags

In a country founded on rebellion against taxes, half the population is now begging the government to hand over billions to Elon Musk — all so their Tesla stock might

The Tesla Takedown: How Global Protests & Public Backlash Are Crashing Musk’s Empire

March 31, 2025 0 Comments 8 tags

Global protests against Elon Musk and Tesla’s broken promises are exploding — and the market is finally catching up. The #TeslaTakedown movement isn’t bots or hedge funds. It’s regular people