Tesla Roadster 2: Seven Years Later, Still No Car

A Tesla Roadster floats in deep space next to a "COMING SOON" sign, still searching for a wormhole back to 2017.
April 28, 2025 0 Comments 9 tags

When Tesla unveiled the new Roadster 2 in November 2017, Elon Musk promised it would be the fastest production car in history. It’s now seven and a half years later.There

Elon Musk Never Worked at DOGE — And He Doesn’t Work at Tesla Either

Satirical digital illustration of Elon Musk behind a corner, wearing a suit and VR headset, sneakily watching a banged-up Tesla with a broken Optimus robot in the front seat. The car is driverless, wrecked, and falling apart, labeled “Coming In June” as a jab at failed autonomy promises.
April 24, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Elon Musk stepping back from DOGE is treated like news, but the truth is he never did any real work there. From the start, the Department of Government Efficiency was

Tax Your Neighbor, Save the Billionaire: The Delusion of Profiting from Your Own Oppression

A satirical historical painting inspired by the American Revolution. The scene shows colonial-era rebels holding banners that read "Fund Elon" instead of protesting taxes. The image parodies the irony of modern citizens begging the government to give taxpayer money to a billionaire, set against a backdrop of revolutionary chaos.
March 31, 2025 0 Comments 19 tags

In a country founded on rebellion against taxes, half the population is now begging the government to hand over billions to Elon Musk — all so their Tesla stock might

🛠️ 9th Cybertruck Recall Discovered While Attempting to Fix 8th Cybertruck Recall

March 22, 2025 0 Comments 20 tags

FREMONT, CA — Tesla engineers attempting to fix the 8th official Cybertruck recall—which involved glued-on stainless steel panels flying off—have reportedly stumbled upon a 9th recall-worthy defect while applying more

Cybertruck Recall #8: Steel Panels Are Falling Off, and It’s Not a Software Fix

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March 22, 2025 0 Comments 20 tags

March 22, 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com Tesla has recalled 46,000 Cybertrucks due to a critical defect in the vehicle’s stainless steel trim, which may detach while driving due to the type