March 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com In 2021, NASA awarded SpaceX a multibillion-dollar contract to develop a lunar lander version of Starship.The goal?Land the first woman and first person of color on
Starship has launched 8 times. Zero orbits. Zero cargo delivered. Zero humans flown. Zero Moon landings. But sure—let’s go 140 million miles to Mars with that.
“Teslas are the most American car.” Sure. So was 9/11. So is the opioid crisis. Being built in the U.S. doesn’t make it safe, honest, or worth $7,500 in federal subsidies. 🧵
🚨 Terminal Muskosis is real. It affects millions. Symptoms include believing in $30K robot friends, Mars colonization, and full self-driving Teslas. 🧵
💸 Elon Musk has given more money to Republicans and Trump than he personally invested in Tesla or SpaceX. And yes—you paid for the rest. 🧵
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Elon Musk was arrested late Wednesday following yet another Twitter-induced financial meltdown, in what authorities are calling a “repeat case of willful stock sabotage via meme.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk has been arrested on charges of massive federal fraud after investigators concluded he spent over a decade collecting government subsidies while publicly whining about the