Description
Why key a Tesla when you can slap one of these on your laptop instead? The “No Elon” Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decal is for those of us who see through the nonsense but prefer to keep our criminal records clean. Whether you’re tired of the broken promises, the fake deadlines, the shady stock maneuvers, or just the terminal Muskosis infecting modern tech culture—this sticker says it all without you saying a word.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, bumpers, office spaces, or anywhere you want to remind people that buying the narrative is optional. You don’t have to burn Teslas or argue with bots online — just stick it, share the site, and move on with your day.
All proceeds will be generously donated to… our wallet. Because capitalism is, after all, the answer to everything.
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| Sheet height, in | 4.00 | 6.00 | 8.00 | 10.00 |
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