Description
Let’s face it — some of you bought a Tesla back when it seemed like a good idea. You were sold a dream, not realizing the dreamer would eventually spiral into tech-bro madness, political nonsense, and meme-fueled meltdowns. Now you’re stuck with the car… but you don’t have to be stuck with the shame.
This “I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy” vinyl decal is your get-out-of-jail-free card. A statement piece that tells the world, “Hey, I didn’t know he was gonna lose his mind.”
Perfect for your Tesla, laptop, fridge, or anywhere you want to clarify that you made your purchase before the circus came to town.
Durable. Weatherproof. No flamethrowers required.
✅ Available in multiple sizes
✅ High-quality and Transparent — will last longer than most Elon ventures with more honesty
✅ Perfect conversation starter or protest statement
✅ No property damage, no arguments, no lawsuits — just vibes
✅ Share a link to this product and do more damage to the hype economy than any Twitter rant ever could
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