- 🚀 Starship vs. Physics: The Rocket Equation Musk Hopes You Never Learn
Starship doesn't have the delta-v to reach the Moon, let alone Mars. This post breaks down the rocket equation, compares real numbers, and shows why Elon Musk's vision defies physics — even on paper. Continue reading - Katy Perry Has Done More for Space Than Elon Musk(And One of Them Has Actually Been There)
Katy Perry has actually been to space. Elon Musk hasn’t—and despite all his rockets, he’s polluted the skies, scammed the government, and made space worse. Here’s why she wins. Continue reading - The Cybertruck Is “The Homer” — But Somehow Dumber
Cybertruck, The Homer, Tesla, Elon Musk, Full Self-Driving, Tesla Recalls, Tesla Depreciation, TSLAQ, Simpsons, Tesla Safety, Tesla Failures, Tesla Marketing, Overpriced EVs, Tesla Design Flaws, EV Satire Continue reading - Starlink: Debunked — The Billion-Dollar Boondoggle in Orbit
Starlink promises the future of global internet—but it’s a failing, short-lived satellite swarm draining taxpayer money, jamming the sky, and propping up Musk’s Mars fantasy. Here’s why it’s doomed. Continue reading - Why Musk’s Overcompensating Starship Will Never Work
Musk’s Starship has exploded again—his 9th attempt. But this isn’t about space. It’s about fraud. From rocket math to fake Mars missions, insider stock dumps to deadly Teslas, this entire empire is built on hype, lies, and taxpayer money. The rocket won’t fly—and neither will Musk’s legacy. Continue reading - Tesla Drivers Have More Fatal Accidents Because They Didn’t Pay Enough
If FSD really saves lives, then every crash in a Tesla without it is one Musk chose not to prevent. The hardware's there. The cameras are on. The system is learning. The only thing missing? Elon’s permission. Continue reading - Tesla’s Other Dirty Secret: Elon Musk’s Companies Quietly Profited from Prison Labor
Elon Musk’s companies used prison labor — including inmates paid under $1/hour — to build taxpayer-funded facilities while selling the world a lie about innovation. Continue reading - Tesla Just Gained a Ford’s Worth of Value — In a Day. Let That Sink In.
Tesla added more market cap than Ford is worth in a single day — despite no good news. It’s not investing anymore. It’s a trillion-dollar delusion. Continue reading - Elon Musk Thinks Social Security Is a Scam — But Took Billions of Your Tax Dollars
Elon Musk rakes in $8 million a day while calling Social Security a scam. Meanwhile, seniors risk losing the benefits they paid into for decades — all while Musk’s companies pocket $38 billion in taxpayer money. Continue reading - Tesla’s Battery Swap Scam: The $295 Million Heist You Didn’t Know About
Tesla claimed $295 million in regulatory credits using a battery swap program it barely offered. Here’s how the scam worked—and why it matters. Continue reading
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