Tesla Just Gained a Ford’s Worth of Value — In a Day. Let That Sink In.

Elon Musk carries a sink overflowing with cash, Tesla stock charts, and regulatory credit papers as a "$1 Trillion" balloon floats above and a crushed Ford truck lies behind him.
May 13, 2025 0 Comments 9 tags

Tesla added more market cap than Ford is worth in a single day — despite no good news. It’s not investing anymore. It’s a trillion-dollar delusion.

Tesla’s Battery Swap Scam: The $295 Million Heist You Didn’t Know About

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May 12, 2025 0 Comments 8 tags

Tesla claimed $295 million in regulatory credits using a battery swap program it barely offered. Here’s how the scam worked—and why it matters.

Tesla Without Musk: Why the Next CEO Must Abandon the Lies

Elon Musk holding his face in frustration beside a Tesla humanoid robot, with a red downward stock chart and Tesla factory in the background — representing Tesla’s inflated valuation and crumbling promises.
May 2, 2025 0 Comments 17 tags

Tesla's next CEO shouldn't mimic Elon Musk—they should dismantle his fantasy. This article breaks down why Tesla’s inflated value must shrink to fit reality, and how the next leader can

RoboTaxis Don’t Just Fail to Justify Tesla’s Valuation — They Undermine It

A humanoid robot in a white “OPTIMUS” spandex suit is being handcuffed by a police officer while seated at a cluttered desk with a game controller, beer bottle, and a computer showing a Tesla.
May 1, 2025 0 Comments 14 tags

Tesla’s RoboTaxi concept isn’t the future — it’s a liability. Here's how Elon Musk is digging a deeper hole by chasing a product that nobody trusts, wants, or needs.

Tesla Roadster 2: Seven Years Later, Still No Car

A Tesla Roadster floats in deep space next to a "COMING SOON" sign, still searching for a wormhole back to 2017.
April 28, 2025 0 Comments 9 tags

When Tesla unveiled the new Roadster 2 in November 2017, Elon Musk promised it would be the fastest production car in history. It’s now seven and a half years later.There

Elon Musk Never Worked at DOGE — And He Doesn’t Work at Tesla Either

Satirical digital illustration of Elon Musk behind a corner, wearing a suit and VR headset, sneakily watching a banged-up Tesla with a broken Optimus robot in the front seat. The car is driverless, wrecked, and falling apart, labeled “Coming In June” as a jab at failed autonomy promises.
April 24, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Elon Musk stepping back from DOGE is treated like news, but the truth is he never did any real work there. From the start, the Department of Government Efficiency was

Tesla Is Not Clean — It’s One of the Dirtiest Lies Ever Sold

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April 23, 2025 0 Comments 9 tags

1. Let’s Get Real About CO₂ You’ve been told Tesla is “zero emissions.”That’s false. Start to finish, Tesla cars require more CO₂ to manufacture than gas-powered cars. Sometimes several tons

Tesla’s Real Value Is Negative — And Here’s the Math

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April 22, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Introduction: Wall Street’s Been Snorting Hopium Again Tesla trades at an over 750 billon market cap today. But once you strip away taxpayer subsidies, stock manipulation, and Elon Musk’s personal

Tesla Q1 2025: Stock Pumps, Profits Crash, and the Cult Buys More Hype

A damaged Tesla sits wrecked in the middle of the road with an Optimus robot dressed like a crash dummy in the passenger seat. The driver’s seat is empty. Around the corner, Elon Musk hides behind a wall wearing a VR headset, clearly teleoperating the car. Caption reads: “Coming In June.”
April 22, 2025 0 Comments 9 tags

Tesla's Q1 2025 report showed a 71% collapse in profits — and the stock went up. We break down the fraud, the after-hours pump, the FSD fantasy, and what the

Elon Musk Arrested? The FSD Fraud That’s Killing People and Inflating a Stock Bubble

Cartoon of Elon Musk holding a game controller while a Tesla crashes into a stop sign labeled “Reality.” A shocked elderly woman clutches a Social Security envelope. Text reads: “$8 million a day in welfare. $65 taken from her.”
April 17, 2025 0 Comments 11 tags

Tesla’s so-called Full Self-Driving (FSD) software has never delivered on its promises. And now, nearly a decade after Elon Musk released a fake 2016 demo video, he’s once again tweeting