Tesla Without Musk: Why the Next CEO Must Abandon the Lies

Elon Musk holding his face in frustration beside a Tesla humanoid robot, with a red downward stock chart and Tesla factory in the background — representing Tesla’s inflated valuation and crumbling promises.
May 2, 2025 0 Comments 17 tags

Tesla's next CEO shouldn't mimic Elon Musk—they should dismantle his fantasy. This article breaks down why Tesla’s inflated value must shrink to fit reality, and how the next leader can

Tesla’s Real Value Is Negative — And Here’s the Math

Illustration of Elon Musk in a dark suit standing beside a massive pile of cash engulfed in flames inside a dimly lit warehouse. He holds a lit cigarette and smirks while the fire blazes behind him, symbolizing financial recklessness or wasteful spending.
April 22, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Introduction: Wall Street’s Been Snorting Hopium Again Tesla trades at an over 750 billon market cap today. But once you strip away taxpayer subsidies, stock manipulation, and Elon Musk’s personal

Tesla Q1 2025: Stock Pumps, Profits Crash, and the Cult Buys More Hype

A damaged Tesla sits wrecked in the middle of the road with an Optimus robot dressed like a crash dummy in the passenger seat. The driver’s seat is empty. Around the corner, Elon Musk hides behind a wall wearing a VR headset, clearly teleoperating the car. Caption reads: “Coming In June.”
April 22, 2025 0 Comments 9 tags

Tesla's Q1 2025 report showed a 71% collapse in profits — and the stock went up. We break down the fraud, the after-hours pump, the FSD fantasy, and what the