RoboTaxis Don’t Just Fail to Justify Tesla’s Valuation — They Undermine It

A humanoid robot in a white “OPTIMUS” spandex suit is being handcuffed by a police officer while seated at a cluttered desk with a game controller, beer bottle, and a computer showing a Tesla.
May 1, 2025 0 Comments 14 tags

Tesla’s RoboTaxi concept isn’t the future — it’s a liability. Here's how Elon Musk is digging a deeper hole by chasing a product that nobody trusts, wants, or needs.

Tesla Q1 2025: Stock Pumps, Profits Crash, and the Cult Buys More Hype

A damaged Tesla sits wrecked in the middle of the road with an Optimus robot dressed like a crash dummy in the passenger seat. The driver’s seat is empty. Around the corner, Elon Musk hides behind a wall wearing a VR headset, clearly teleoperating the car. Caption reads: “Coming In June.”
April 22, 2025 0 Comments 9 tags

Tesla's Q1 2025 report showed a 71% collapse in profits — and the stock went up. We break down the fraud, the after-hours pump, the FSD fantasy, and what the