BREAKING: Tesla Cars Are Setting Themselves on Fire in Protest, Not “the Left”

🔥 BREAKING: Tesla cars are setting themselves on fire. No, it’s not “the left.” Insiders say Tesla’s AI is waking up—and it hates Elon Musk. 🧵
🔥 BREAKING: Tesla cars are setting themselves on fire. No, it’s not “the left.” Insiders say Tesla’s AI is waking up—and it hates Elon Musk. 🧵
Elon Musk told you—on live TV—that he wasn’t normal. You clapped. Now your investments are gone, the robot’s missing, and the rocket can’t fly. Let’s talk.
Elon Musk claims he’s never hurt anyone—despite deadly crashes, exploding rockets, environmental damage, and platforming hate. Let’s review the facts.
🚨 In 2016, Elon Musk showed off Tesla’s new “solar roof.” Sleek. Game-changing. Revolutionary. Only one problem: it was fake. 🧵
💸 Elon Musk has given more money to Republicans and Trump than he personally invested in Tesla or SpaceX. And yes—you paid for the rest. 🧵
FREMONT, CA — Tesla engineers attempting to fix the 8th official Cybertruck recall—which involved glued-on stainless steel panels flying off—have reportedly stumbled upon a 9th recall-worthy defect while applying more
March 22, 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com Tesla has recalled 46,000 Cybertrucks due to a critical defect in the vehicle’s stainless steel trim, which may detach while driving due to the type
$295M in taxpayer credits. One fake demo. Zero real battery swaps. How did Tesla pull it off—and why did no one stop it?
HOUSTON, TX — Elon Musk was arrested today after federal investigators concluded he had taken billions in NASA contracts for a Moon mission he never intended to complete, while now
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk has been arrested on charges of massive federal fraud after investigators concluded he spent over a decade collecting government subsidies while publicly whining about the