Tesla Q1 2025: Stock Pumps, Profits Crash, and the Cult Buys More Hype

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April 22, 2025 0 Comments 9 tags

Tesla's Q1 2025 report showed a 71% collapse in profits — and the stock went up. We break down the fraud, the after-hours pump, the FSD fantasy, and what the

Tesla’s Phantom Rally: How the Stock Keeps Rising on the Worst News Yet

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April 22, 2025 0 Comments 8 tags

Tesla stock is surging before its Q1 2025 earnings call—despite headlines predicting disaster. This isn’t investor confidence. It’s market manipulation in plain sight.

Four Federal Investigations, One Billionaire Fraud: The Case Against Elon Musk

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April 19, 2025 0 Comments 11 tags

The SEC, GAO, and Congress are circling Elon Musk. From illegal trades to backdoor access to federal systems, the richest man in the world is under investigation — and still

Elon Musk Laughs About Avoiding Arrest — But Should He Be?

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April 17, 2025 0 Comments 15 tags

Elon Musk laughs about going to prison — but the growing list of fraud, accidents, and government abuse says otherwise. Watch the clip and decide for yourself.

Elon Musk Arrested? The FSD Fraud That’s Killing People and Inflating a Stock Bubble

Cartoon of Elon Musk holding a game controller while a Tesla crashes into a stop sign labeled “Reality.” A shocked elderly woman clutches a Social Security envelope. Text reads: “$8 million a day in welfare. $65 taken from her.”
April 17, 2025 0 Comments 11 tags

Tesla’s so-called Full Self-Driving (FSD) software has never delivered on its promises. And now, nearly a decade after Elon Musk released a fake 2016 demo video, he’s once again tweeting

From SolarCity to Grok: Elon Musk’s Greatest Hits of Overpromising

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April 10, 2025 0 Comments 19 tags

A running list of Elon’s sci-fi sales pitches that never shipped. Elon Musk has built his empire not just on products, but on promises. Big ones. Flashy ones. Sometimes fake

Stimmy Checks and Silicon Lies: How Tesla Became a $1 Trillion Meme

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April 9, 2025 0 Comments 15 tags

Tesla didn’t 10x its cars or profits—just the delusion. From stimmy checks to fake self-driving, here’s how a $20 stock became a $1 trillion meme.

Tesla Drops 10% — But It Still Has 90% To Go

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April 4, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Tesla stock dropped over 10% — but that’s nothing. The real correction hasn't even started. Here's the math, the fraud, and the moral failure behind it all.

Elon Musk’s “Return to Tesla” Won’t Save It — The Hype Machine Is Broken

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April 3, 2025 0 Comments 13 tags

Tesla investors want Elon Musk to either step down or “get back to work.” But the truth is, Tesla’s valuation was always built on hype — and the hype machine