If You’re Buying Tesla Stock Today, The Joke’s On You

Tesla stock jumped to $274 on April Fools’ Day — but the real joke is on investors. Despite the company’s worst quarter in years and crashing fundamentals, the stock keeps
Tesla stock jumped to $274 on April Fools’ Day — but the real joke is on investors. Despite the company’s worst quarter in years and crashing fundamentals, the stock keeps
Tesla fans keep posting staged "Wile E. Coyote" obstacle tests to disprove Mark Rober's viral FSD failure video — but passing a single test proves nothing. This article breaks down
Elon Musk says Social Security is a Ponzi scheme—but the real scam is his own business empire. From EV rebate fraud in Canada to billions in taxpayer subsidies, Musk has
Musk’s Hyperloop isn’t revolutionary.
It’s a 200-year-old idea that still doesn’t work.
It’s not overregulated. It’s just stupid.
#Hyperloop #Musk #TSLAQ
March 2025 — ElonMuskArrested.com In 2021, NASA awarded SpaceX a multibillion-dollar contract to develop a lunar lander version of Starship.The goal?Land the first woman and first person of color on
Mars colonization is a fantasy sold by Elon Musk to extract billions.
He will never go.
You will never go.
But he’ll gladly take your tax money pretending it’s possible.
Full article: ElonMuskArrested.com
Starship has launched 8 times. Zero orbits. Zero cargo delivered. Zero humans flown. Zero Moon landings. But sure—let’s go 140 million miles to Mars with that.
“Teslas are the most American car.”
Sure.
So was 9/11.
So is the opioid crisis.
Being built in the U.S. doesn’t make it safe, honest, or worth $7,500 in federal subsidies.
BREAKING: Tesla cars are setting themselves on fire.
No, it’s not “the left.”
Insiders say Tesla’s AI is waking up—and it hates Elon Musk.
Elon Musk told you—on live TV—that he wasn’t normal. You clapped. Now your investments are gone, the robot’s missing, and the rocket can’t fly. Let’s talk.