Tesla’s Other Dirty Secret: Elon Musk’s Companies Quietly Profited from Prison Labor

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May 13, 2025 0 Comments 18 tags

Elon Musk’s companies used prison labor — including inmates paid under $1/hour — to build taxpayer-funded facilities while selling the world a lie about innovation.

Elon Musk Never Worked at DOGE — And He Doesn’t Work at Tesla Either

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April 24, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Elon Musk stepping back from DOGE is treated like news, but the truth is he never did any real work there. From the start, the Department of Government Efficiency was

🧪 97% of Scientists Agree: Musk Isn’t One

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April 23, 2025 0 Comments 7 tags

🧠 He’s Not an Engineer. Never Was. Elon Musk likes to call himself an engineer. The media repeats it. Twitter fanboys lap it up. But let’s be honest: this is

Tesla Is Not Clean — It’s One of the Dirtiest Lies Ever Sold

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April 23, 2025 0 Comments 9 tags

1. Let’s Get Real About CO₂ You’ve been told Tesla is “zero emissions.”That’s false. Start to finish, Tesla cars require more CO₂ to manufacture than gas-powered cars. Sometimes several tons

Tesla’s Real Value Is Negative — And Here’s the Math

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April 22, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Introduction: Wall Street’s Been Snorting Hopium Again Tesla trades at an over 750 billon market cap today. But once you strip away taxpayer subsidies, stock manipulation, and Elon Musk’s personal

From SolarCity to Grok: Elon Musk’s Greatest Hits of Overpromising

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April 10, 2025 0 Comments 19 tags

A running list of Elon’s sci-fi sales pitches that never shipped. Elon Musk has built his empire not just on products, but on promises. Big ones. Flashy ones. Sometimes fake

If You’re Buying Tesla Stock Today, The Joke’s On You

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April 1, 2025 0 Comments 14 tags

Tesla stock jumped to $274 on April Fools’ Day — but the real joke is on investors. Despite the company’s worst quarter in years and crashing fundamentals, the stock keeps

Why Your Wile E. Coyote Test CANNOT Disprove Mark Rober’s

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March 30, 2025 0 Comments 11 tags

Tesla fans keep posting staged "Wile E. Coyote" obstacle tests to disprove Mark Rober's viral FSD failure video — but passing a single test proves nothing. This article breaks down

Elon Musk Thinks Social Security Is a Ponzi Scheme — But He’s the One Running One

Side-by-side photos of Elon Musk in 2025 with contrasting quotes: "Empathy is a weakness" from February and "How dare people laugh at my pain?" from March, highlighting Musk's hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness.
March 30, 2025 0 Comments 14 tags

Elon Musk says Social Security is a Ponzi scheme—but the real scam is his own business empire. From EV rebate fraud in Canada to billions in taxpayer subsidies, Musk has

🚄 The Hyperloop Is a 200-Year-Old Scam in a Futuristic Suit

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March 25, 2025 0 Comments 20 tags

Musk’s Hyperloop isn’t revolutionary. It’s a 200-year-old idea that still doesn’t work. It’s not overregulated. It’s just stupid. 🧵 #Hyperloop #Musk #TSLAQ