April 2, 2025

If you’re still falling for the Tesla stock price pump, I’ve got news for you — you’re the joke. And this time, the punchline is delivered right in front of your face.

On the same day that Tesla reported its worst vehicle delivery numbers in years, and after losing a key political battle in Wisconsin, the stock price somehow surged over 5% before lunch, adding more to its market cap than the entire value of companies like Ford — in a single morning.

This isn’t retail buying. This isn’t a free market. This is coordinated fraud.

📉 The Numbers Don’t Lie — But Someone Is

Tesla’s Q1 delivery numbers, released today, show a steep decline — the worst since 2022. Sales are falling. Margins are collapsing. China numbers are ugly. U.S. demand is softening. Competitors like BYD are eating Tesla’s lunch.

And yet…
The stock jumped from $254 to $282 in under 3 hours.
A ~$40 billion surge on literal bad news.

This isn’t investor optimism. It’s a desperate, coordinated attempt to keep the Ponzi alive long enough to trick the next round of suckers.

🎭 The April Fools’ Playbook

This isn’t new. Every single time bad news is about to hit — missed deliveries, safety scandals, recalls, Cybertruck defects, lawsuits, regulatory fraud — the same thing happens:

1. Stock pumps days before the numbers drop
2. Financial media spins the pump as “enthusiasm” or “future growth”
3. Retail investors pile in, thinking they’re getting a deal
4. Insiders and board members quietly sell their shares
5. Musk distracts with another circus act — this week it’s a public meltdown about his own paternity drama

🚨 It’s Not a Conspiracy Theory — It’s a Conspiracy

The technical term for this is securities fraud.
You don’t need to believe in shadowy figures — the evidence is public:

• Kimbal Musk, Tesla board member and Elon’s brother, recently sold millions in shares
• Other directors have dumped hundreds of millions while telling employees not to sell
• Musk himself donated $200+ million to Trump, then begged for taxpayer subsidies while Tesla’s financials cratered
• Media outlets keep running defense pieces to “explain” why bad news is good

The stock is trading at 140x earnings, and after this quarter’s collapse, it’ll be closer to 300x — completely disconnected from reality.

This is deliberate. This is financial manipulation. And the victims are retail investors being conditioned to ignore fundamentals.

🧨 The Pattern is Clear — and It’s Criminal

Tesla’s valuation today is built on one thing: Narrative management.
When the fundamentals fail, they pump the stock anyway. When deliveries drop, they flood the market with buying pressure. When Musk is in legal trouble, they spin distractions.

The market is being played like a rigged casino, and you’re the mark.

🔥 The Bottom Line

If you’re still buying Tesla stock at $282 on April 2nd, 2025, after the company just posted its worst delivery numbers in years, you are the April Fool.

But this isn’t just a joke — it’s fraud in plain sight.

🔗 Recommended:

• Elon Musk’s $55 Billion Pay Package: A Scam in Plain Sight
• Tesla’s Canadian EV Credit Fraud — How They Scammed Taxpayers
• The Cybertruck Disaster: 8 Recalls and Counting