Tesla just got slammed with a $329 million verdict for a fatal Autopilot crash—and in the very same breath, the board is handing Elon Musk a $23 billion pay package as a reward for… what, exactly?
Musk hasn’t even been at Tesla. He’s been busy playing dictator at Twitter/X, launching racist meme bots with Grok, and merging his failing companies into new ones to avoid scrutiny. Meanwhile, Tesla’s business is deteriorating by almost every metric:
- Sales are down
- Executives are leaving
- Insiders are dumping stock
- Full Self-Driving is a proven fraud
- California is banning RoboTaxis
- Tesla leads all automakers in crash deaths per vehicle sold
Let that sink in: The company with the most deaths per car sold, which just lost a precedent-setting lawsuit for Autopilot killing a third party, is now rewarding Musk with an unearned $23 billion bonus. For what? For making the stock go down?
This isn’t capitalism. It’s Ponzi-style stock market fraud, and Musk’s only talent is extracting wealth before the lies collapse.
He’s done it before.
He’ll do it again.
Musk made his early money hyping Zip2, which he sold for far more than it was worth. He then tried to turn X.com into an all-in-one payments platform, but it failed—and he was ultimately fired from what became PayPal, which he didn’t name and didn’t build. Now he’s slapped the same failed name, X, on Twitter in yet another attempt to make his original failure look like a long game.
He funnels government money into Tesla, SpaceX, and SolarCity—using false promises to raise valuation, taking personal profits, and moving on before the house of cards can fall.
Now he’s doing it again.
Tesla’s valuation is nowhere near reality. If it were priced like Ford or Nissan based on profits (not subsidies), it might be worth $20–$40 billion total. That would make Elon Musk’s entire stake worth maybe $4 billion at best. Instead, the board just awarded him a $23 billion bonus on top of his original holdings—a payout disconnected from any kind of actual success.
It’s not just absurd. It’s another sickening display of misguided techno-fantasy fandom gone awry—fueled by people who wouldn’t know a scientific principle if it drove over them in a malfunctioning Tesla. And somehow, they’re still asking for it.
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