From SolarCity to Grok: Elon Musk’s Greatest Hits of Overpromising

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April 10, 2025 0 Comments 19 tags

A running list of Elon’s sci-fi sales pitches that never shipped. Elon Musk has built his empire not just on products, but on promises. Big ones. Flashy ones. Sometimes fake

Stimmy Checks and Silicon Lies: How Tesla Became a $1 Trillion Meme

A U.S. stimulus check with the Statue of Liberty is overlaid on a red Tesla stock chart crashing from a fictional $1,000.00 value, symbolizing the bubble burst.
April 9, 2025 0 Comments 15 tags

Tesla didn’t 10x its cars or profits—just the delusion. From stimmy checks to fake self-driving, here’s how a $20 stock became a $1 trillion meme.

Tesla Drops 10% — But It Still Has 90% To Go

Cybertruck drives off a cliff made of a crashing Tesla stock chart, with financial figures showing Tesla’s lifetime profit, Musk’s attempted payout, taxpayer subsidies, and his small initial investment.
April 4, 2025 0 Comments 10 tags

Tesla stock dropped over 10% — but that’s nothing. The real correction hasn't even started. Here's the math, the fraud, and the moral failure behind it all.

Elon Musk’s “Return to Tesla” Won’t Save It — The Hype Machine Is Broken

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April 3, 2025 0 Comments 13 tags

Tesla investors want Elon Musk to either step down or “get back to work.” But the truth is, Tesla’s valuation was always built on hype — and the hype machine

The Tesla Stock Pump is the Real April Fools’ Joke — And It’s Fraud, Not a Fluke

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April 2, 2025 0 Comments 15 tags

Tesla’s stock is pumping again—this time after the worst delivery numbers in years. The April Fools’ joke continues, but the real punchline is on investors falling for the scam.

If You’re Buying Tesla Stock Today, The Joke’s On You

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April 1, 2025 0 Comments 14 tags

Tesla stock jumped to $274 on April Fools’ Day — but the real joke is on investors. Despite the company’s worst quarter in years and crashing fundamentals, the stock keeps