Mars colonization is a fantasy sold by Elon Musk to extract billions. He will never go. You will never go. But he’ll gladly take your tax money pretending it’s possible. 📎 Full article: ElonMuskArrested.com
Starship has launched 8 times. Zero orbits. Zero cargo delivered. Zero humans flown. Zero Moon landings. But sure—let’s go 140 million miles to Mars with that.
“Teslas are the most American car.” Sure. So was 9/11. So is the opioid crisis. Being built in the U.S. doesn’t make it safe, honest, or worth $7,500 in federal subsidies. 🧵
🔥 BREAKING: Tesla cars are setting themselves on fire. No, it’s not “the left.” Insiders say Tesla’s AI is waking up—and it hates Elon Musk. 🧵
Elon Musk told you—on live TV—that he wasn’t normal. You clapped. Now your investments are gone, the robot’s missing, and the rocket can’t fly. Let’s talk.
Elon Musk claims he’s never hurt anyone—despite deadly crashes, exploding rockets, environmental damage, and platforming hate. Let’s review the facts.
🚨 Terminal Muskosis is real. It affects millions. Symptoms include believing in $30K robot friends, Mars colonization, and full self-driving Teslas. 🧵
🚨 In 2016, Elon Musk showed off Tesla’s new “solar roof.” Sleek. Game-changing. Revolutionary. Only one problem: it was fake. 🧵
💸 Elon Musk has given more money to Republicans and Trump than he personally invested in Tesla or SpaceX. And yes—you paid for the rest. 🧵
FREMONT, CA — Tesla engineers attempting to fix the 8th official Cybertruck recall—which involved glued-on stainless steel panels flying off—have reportedly stumbled upon a 9th recall-worthy defect while applying more